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Kiducation

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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25-Sep-2018