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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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25-Sep-2018