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Veganism - foot vs carrot

Dietary vegans (or strict vegetarians) refrain from consuming
animal products, not only meat but, in contrast to
ovo-lacto vegetarians, also eggs, dairy products and
other animal-derived substances

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Everybody falls, but only winners get back on their feet. - Unknown

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley


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18-Jan-2019