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The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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