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Preparing for invasive onboard seat removal



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United Airlines pledges new protective seats in wake of passenger-dragging incident

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

The united voice of millions cannot lend the smallest foundation to falsehood. - Oliver Goldsmith

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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