They won’t drag him off a United flight

Preparing for invasive onboard seat removal



Preparing for Spring in Manitoba

United Airlines pledges new protective seats in wake of passenger-dragging incident

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United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama


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