Shear Agony

What to expect at a Nanaimo, B.C. barber shop



Barber Shop with Shear Agony Haircuts

Barber Shop with Shear Agony Haircuts

QuotaBills
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The basis of optimism is sheer terror. - Oscar Wilde

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


see also   Hairstyle,  Sign  &  Stress  Sections
Sheer Surprise
 

Used Cows For Sale

Shark Tricyle

Florence Time

Changing Priorities

Pinocchio Playground

This Rocks

Halo to the Holy Dog

Lamp Post For Sale

Lost Cat

How Twins Are Made

Shark Selfie

Folding Bike

2fer Sudoku Puzzles G

Cyclist Port-A-Potty

Garden Gnome Soccer

March of the Penguins - Canadian Version

Lateral Thinking

Next Generation

Comfortable Chicken

Great White Socks
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

22-Jul-2017