Cat & Mouse Belly Dancing

Playing with fire on the cat trampoline



Belly Dancing for cats and mice

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

You cannot reason with a hungry belly; it has no ears. - Greek Proverb

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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