'What You Hear' Blessing
A lady invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their
six-year-old daughter and said,
“Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn't know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
“Lord,
why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”