National Eating Habits
[For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the
final word on nutrition and health… a relief to know the truth after all those
conflicting medical studies…]
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians, British or Americans;
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
Canadians, British or Americans;
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the Canadians, British or Americans;
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans;
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer
fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans;
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lots of pirogues, cabbage rolls and
suffer fewer heart attacks than the Canadians, British or Americans.
[Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking
English is apparently what kills you...]