Ex-Lawyer Plumber
A lawyer had a leaking faucet in his office bathroom. He got the phone number of
a nearby plumber and called him in.
The plumber arrived, and within five minutes, dismantled and repaired the
faucet. Washing his hands, the plumber told the lawyer, “That will be two
hundred and fifty dollars.”
“What? That’s outrageous!” replied the lawyer. “That’s more money than I make in
an hour.”
“I know,” the plumber said. “That’s why I quit being a lawyer.”