First Class Blonde
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and
moves to the First Class section and sits down in a spare seat. The flight
attendant watches her do this and after she is seated asks to see her ticket.
She then tells the blonde she paid for Economy and will have to go back to that
section. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot
that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy
and won't move back to her seat.
The copilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only
paid for Economy she will have to leave First class and return to her seat in
Economy. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here."
The copilot tells the captain that he probably should have the police waiting
when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The
captain says, "I'll handle this I'm married to a blonde, l speak blonde!"
He goes back to the blonde, and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm so
sorry," gets up and goes back to her seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her
move without any fuss. "I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne."