Open A Golf Course
A German, Englishman and Canadian are traveling on a train. They get bored and
start telling each other about their families.
The German says,
“I have 4 kids, one more and they'll make a basketball team.”
The Englishman says,
“That's nothing
- I have 10 boys; one more and I'll be the world-champion soccer-team's coach.”
The Canadian starts laughing. He says,
“I've had
17 wives and no kids! But one more wife and I'll open a golf course!”