Q: I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx The doctor is often more to be feared than the disease. - French Proverb Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift see also Medical Section Bandage Art Help For Dead Children Magnetic Personality Mandage Mechanical Patient Miss Beautiful Spine Self-Propelled Rocket Stool Fool Worst Aid |
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