Adolf Hitler went to a fortune teller hoping that the fortune teller could tell him how long he would live. After careful charting, she said, “I can’t predict the exact date of your death, but I do know that you will die on a Jewish holiday.” “And which holiday will this be?” he asked. “It does not matter,” she replied. “Any day that you die will be a Jewish holiday.” see also   History,   Holiday  &  Nationality  Sections Bread Shortage for Jewish Customer Jewish-Chinese Night before Christmas Jewish Fire Department Jewish Humour

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