Mistletoe Treat For The Dog

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Mistletoe Treat For The Dog

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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