Mistletoe Treat For The Dog

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Mistletoe Treat For The Dog

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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

When you treat a disease, first treat the mind. - Chen Jen

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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20-Aug-2017