Newfie ‘Pail and Saucer’ Birth Control

What method of birth control do you use?


A Newfoundland Doctor wanted to find out what the best method of birth control was, so he surveyed three of his patients as to what method they used.

The first patient says, “We’re Catholic so we can’t use it."
“How many children do you have?”
“Twelve.”

The second patient says, “We use the rhythm & IUD methods, and we have 6 children.”

The third female patient (six foot tall) says, “We use the pail and saucer method.”
“How many children do you have?”
“None.”

Just as the puzzled Doctor was about to ask the next question, the woman’s husband (five foot two) entered the room.
The Doctor asked, “What is the pail and saucer method?”
The woman says, “He’s so short that we make love standing up, with him standing on a pail. When his eyes get big as saucers I kick the pail out from under him.”


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21-Jan-2019