Just One More Fart
An old man and his wife went to bed. After a few minutes, the old man lets out a
loud fart and says, “One nil.”
His wife rolls over and asks, “What I the world was that?
The old man says, “A goal. I’m ahead one nil.”
A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Goal! One all.”
The old boy farts again. “Goal! I’m ahead 2-1 now.”
Starting to get the hang of it, the wife quickly farts again and says, “Goal! 2
all.”
The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be
outdone by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more
fart. He strains a little too hard and craps in the bed.
The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”
The old man replies, “Half time, switch sides!”