Redneck Family Gathering

Alabama reunion with all the family



Redneck Family Gathering

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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24-Aug-2019