Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
