Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse.  Unknown "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.  Mark Twain Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
