Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse.  Unknown "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus.  Anthony Amero Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics â€“ that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.  Jack Nicholson Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.  Patrick Swayze As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Illusive Dice KwikMart Math Logic, Math & Reasoning Quotes Long Math Class Ma & Pa Math: 5 into 25 equals 14 Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Puzzle Math Riddle Math Watch Mathematician’s Truck Mennonite Longhand Math Phone Number Magic Trick Pi Chart Proof That 7 x 13 = 28 Snake Math Teacher Arrested at Airport WalMart Math 
