Teacher: “What is the area of a circle, Bubba  Pi R^2?” Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse.  Unknown If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music.  Frank Capra Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.  Jeff Foxworthy Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book.  Billy Crystal Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt When I finished school, I took one of those careeraptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime.  Tim Cavanagh Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer see also College, School & Redneck Sections 2 Pi Watch Accurate Pie Chart Apple Pi Catholic Math Cats and Backpacks Cheat of the Year Chocolate Math Constipated Mathematician Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Epic Pi Ethiopian Math Expandable Equation Girlfriend Math Hangman Math Hot Dog Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? 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