Bubba took a job with JimBob Construction to paint lines on Kentucky’s Spaghetti Junction. The first day he painted ten miles. The boss was very impressed. The second day he painted two miles. The boss was a little disappointed. The third day he only painted 500 feet. The boss sat him down and said, “Bubba, how come you paint ten miles the first day, two miles the next day, but only 500 feet today?” Bubba replied, “Well boss, each day I get farther and farther away from the paint can.” see also   Redneck  &  Work  Sections Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor

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