Never Drink Out Of The Same Glass
An American, an Australian and a Canadian were sitting in a bar enjoying a few
beers.
The American grabbed his Budweiser beer, knocked it back in one gulp, threw the
glass into the air, and shot it with his handgun. As he set the gun on the bar,
he said to the Australian and the Canadian, “In the great U.S. of A. we have so
much money, we never drink out of the same glass twice.”
Next the Australian drank his Fosters beer, threw the glass into the air, and
shot the glass with the American’s gun. As he was setting the gun back on the
bar, he proclaimed, “In Australia, we have so much sand that glass is cheap, and
we too never drink out of the same glass twice.”
Finally, the Canadian drank his Labatts Blue beer, grabbed the gun off the bar,
and shot the American. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the
Australian, “In Canada, we have so many Americans, we never have to drink with
the same one twice.”