Show And Tell Race
Gasping for breath and covered with sweat, a man came into a racetrack lounge
area and ordered a soft drink.
“What happened to you?” the waitress asked.
“I was in the paddock area,” the man panted, “when I saw a $100 bill on the
ground, and I bent down to pick it up. While I was bent over, somebody threw a
saddle on me, and a jockey jumped into the saddle. The next thing I knew, I was
on the track and the jockey was whipping my flanks.”
“No kidding?” said the surprised waitress. “What did you do?”
“I finished third.”