How To Get Rid Of A Skunk
“We have a skunk in the basement,” shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher.
“How can we get rid of it?”
“Take some bread crumbs,” said the dispatcher, “and put down a trail from the
basement to the backyard. Then leave the cellar door open.”
A while later the homeowner called back. “Did you get rid of it?” asked the
dispatcher.
“No,” replied the caller. “Now I have two skunks in there!”