Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they’ll have.
The first vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of O Positive.”
The second vampire says, “I’ll have a glass of AB Negative.”
The third vampire says, “I’m the designated driver. I’ll just have a glass of plasma.”
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, “Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!”
see also
Barthoven
Bartman
Bat Control
Bat Flying Blind
Batman Wannabes
Vantastic
 Double Rainbow |
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Church Dinner |
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 Chocolate Bed |
 Crocodile Floor |
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