Calvin went to the Air Canada reservations desk at the Vancouver Airport with 3 suitcases and asked the attendant to send the first suitcase to Winnipeg, the second one to Toronto, and the third suitcase to Halifax.

The reservations clerk responded, “No sir, we can't send your luggage to separate destinations - they must all go to the same place.”

Calvin responded, “Why not? You sent them there the last flight I took with you...”