Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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21-Jun-2018