Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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10-Dec-2017