Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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23-Jul-2019