Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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20-Oct-2019