Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. - Douglas Jerrold

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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24-Feb-2018