Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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20-May-2019