Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
Now then, what about Men?
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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