Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped?

Is your guy at the top of the tree?


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!


Now then, what about Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


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Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. - Steven Wright

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their inability to act according to their beliefs. - John Stuart Mill

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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26-Sep-2018