Two bits of black asphalt are sitting at the bar when a bit of red tarmac walks in.
“Better watch out for him,” says one of the bits of black tarmac nudging his mate, “He’s the
local cycle path.”
Bartender, Cycling, Pun & Stress Sections
Duct Tape Road
New Speed Trap
PacMan Road Crossing
The Goose Whisperer