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A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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20-May-2018