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What is bought is cheaper than a gift. - Portuguese Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Gladly accept the gifts of the present hour. - Horace

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie


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23-Mar-2019