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Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. - Johnny Carson

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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28-May-2018