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Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

The first great gift we can bestow on others is a good example. - Morell

Do not be afraid; our fate Cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. - Bill Keane

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks. - Steve Pavlina

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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