A girl goes up to her grandfather and says, “Grandpa, will you make a frog sound?”

He says, “Well, I can do a puppy or kitten sound, but not a frog sound.”

She walks away with a disappointed look on her face.

He says, “Why do you want me to make a frog sound?”

The little girl says, “Because grandma says that when you croak, she'll take me to Disneyland.”