New Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program

If your crop fails, you can always move in! Includes dog house



Saskatchewan Farm Housing Program

QuotaBills
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Analysis kills spontaneity. The grain once ground into flour springs and germinates no more. - Henri Frederic Amiel

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


see also   Farm  &  House  Sections

 

Why Stand In Line?

Shelf Ready Sleeper

Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Deadneck Repairs

Starbucks Bethlehem

Bouncing Checks

Abbreviated Beetle

Nose Ring

Look At It This Way

Holy Bagel

The Ig Nobel Awards

Dead Hand

Redneck Hayride

Fishing Dog

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles E

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

Lost Dog

Under Control

Rap Piano

Car Jump
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

21-Jan-2018