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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

He who laughs last laughs loudest. - Unknown

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

An apology is the best way to have the last word. - Unknown

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy. - Jack Nicholson

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man. - Thomas Beecham

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt


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