Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride



Last picture on train ride before train de-rails

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He who laughs last laughs loudest. - Unknown

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Tell 'em we're all decreased - we went last night in a suicide pact. - Archie Bunker

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Here's a last bequest: I don't want that guy sayin' my last urology. - Archie Bunker

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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Log Out - Here It Comes!
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