Wrong Way Train

Train derail-meant - your last train ride



Last picture on train ride before train de-rails

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Fortissimo at last! - Gustav Mahler

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

A terrible thing happened to me last night again - nothing. - Phyllis Diller

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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