Mafia Collection from the Deaf Collector
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the
private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police
force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught,
he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
On his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy,
decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon
realizes that their collection is late, and sends some of their hoods after the
deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money
is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy
to an interpreter.
The Mafia hood says to the interpreter,
“Ask him where the money is.”
The interpreter uses sign language and signs,
“Where's
the money?”
The deaf collector replies,
“I don't
know what you're talking about.”
The interpreter tells the hood,
“He says
he doesn't know what you're talking about.”
The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector.
“NOW ask
him where the money is.”
The interpreter signs,
“Where is
the money?”
The deaf man replies,
“The
$50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the
West 78th Street gate.”
The interpreter says to the hood,
“He says
he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the
guts to pull the trigger.”