An optimist who went hunting with a pessimist wanted to show off his new dog. After the first shot, he sent his dog to fetch a duck. The dog ran across the top of the water and brought back the game. The pessimist said nothing. The dog retrieved the second and third ducks the same way - over the water. Still the pessimist did not react. Finally, the optimist could stand it no longer. “Don’t you see anything unusual about my new dog?” he asked his companion. “Yes - he can’t swim.” see also  Dog  Section A Dog’s Worst Nightmare All Dogs Go To Heaven An Evening Prayer Baby “Sitter” Baby’s Dog Rug Cats Don’t Know Sit Collara Dog Dear Abbey Designer Dog Dog Download Dog Laundry - Hung Out To Dry Donald Trump’s Dog Don’t Touch My Bone! Find The Dogs Find The Imposter Hair Strengthener How A Dishwasher Really Works Lipstick Dog Long-Legged Couch Dog Made His Bed Mexican Lion Morning Breath - From Man’s Best Friend My Chair New Procedure for Unwrinkling Your Dog Nobody Is Above Suspicion At Customs “Not On My Shift” Dog Paradise Found Patience & Wisdom Pelican-Eat-Dog World Ugly To The Bone Arab Barking Lot Mahmoud Plumbing Suitcase Recycling Group Photo Drying Bats Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal

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