The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone’s windshield. see also   Bird  Section Bird Flu Flight Bird Flu Prevention Come Quietly Please Let 'Er Rip Redneck In Training Sock Sandals Men To The Left Animal Rings Jews: The Revenge Former Baby The Eye Of A Needle Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler Snowy Barn Owl His First Hot Rod Arch Support Stealth Flying Saucer Justin Beiber Clothing Redneck Mousetrap Diet Swing

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