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France Weather Forecast

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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17-Jun-2018