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France Weather Forecast

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

My husband is a general's chauffeur somewhere in France. - Lillie Langtry

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


Updating the  Weather  forecast for those  Traveling  to France
Eiffel Tower Modifications
France-Is Bacon
Je Suis Charlie
Pardon My French
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Glass Prescription

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Roo Paper

Pool Fashion

Look At It This Way

Starbucks Bethlehem

Redneck House Cleaning

Book Perspective

Grandma's Controller

Tire Rotation

Grand Prix Roller Blades

Son Shine

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Under Control

Straightjacket Fashion

Husband Parking

Why Stand In Line?

Weight Watchers Bus

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18-Jul-2019