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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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15-Oct-2018