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John Deere Lawnmover
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 Captions from our readers... “Ok, now let's see... six lawns a second... This baby runs on grass trimmings... Jeez! I'll have this 3.5 million dollar puppy paid off in two weeks!!!” “EASILY keeping up with the Jones!” “It's great to get the lawn cut in short order... but the cost of JP-4 Jet fuel is a killer!” “Marge next door is going to flippin' KILL me! I just accidentally mowed down her entire two acre garden!” “OK, OK... don't panic... I got the blades stopped... but where the heck are the flippin' BRAKES!!!” Ric Mossip “John Deere announced today that, in a surprise move, it has decided to branch out by adding an armament division...” “The ultimate tool for the ultimate multi-tasker: mow, mulch, weed, remove stumps, remove ant beds, remove termites, dig that pool you've always wanted, and get rid of your neighbor's annoying dog, all with one pass!” “John Deere: making war on weeds for over thirty years...” Kirk Lowry “Ultimate tool for the ultimate fool.” Gabby Pierce “Invented by Bubba, Manufactured in Skeeter, WV.” Lillian Cobb “Nothing tips like a Deere.” Marlene Goodman “He's always flying high on grass.” Ron Wells “Runs like a deer?” L.B. Scott “I didn't want anything fancy... just a PLANE lawnmower!” William Weise “Big Toys for Big Boys” Elaine Powell “She might have took away my car keys, but she forgot about my ol' John Deer.” Jill Coloske “Redneck multi-tool double bladed lawnmower, .50 cal minigun, sidewinder rockets, and can opener. Mow your 1200 acre lawn or blow it up and try again next year.” Carl Weiler “Moles, no match for John Deeres new Limited Edition Xseries A10*, with heat-seeking out front blades. (*If purchased before march 08, pilot picture included)” “John Deere really will blow open a can of whoop-ass on your lawn!” “I hope its got emergency engine cut off on the seat...” “Shooting tin cans as target practice down the garden entered a new realm...” “Can you set auto-pilot to do stripes, or is it a one pass job?” Mark Every “Haters gonna hate.” Sterling Lanchester see also Mechanical & Redneck Sections Redneck Automatic Lawnmower Redneck Lawn Mower Redneck Lawn Mower Delivery Redneck Lawn Mower Repair Redneck Riding Lawnmower Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower Requested Captions for other joe-ks.com images... |
     
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