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“Hey, Roscoe... don' look now, butcha got sumpin in yer teeth...”
“Well, dang, that aint nuttin! Jus' the other day, I wuz chasin this squirrel sooooooooooo big...”
“Well I'll be... if that thar ain't the purtiest lil' mutt I ever seen...
ain't that yer cousin, Bo? Oh... an yer wif'. You lucky dog!”
“Oh gee Billy Bob - what do you think they are looking at?”
“You sure got a pretty mouth!”
“I told ya' not to bite them tires.”
“Hi I'm Larry, this is my brother Darrell, and my other brother Darrell.”
(from the Bob Newhart Show)
“Billy-Bob's Gen-u-Ine All Amareecan Possum Hounds. If they can sniff 'em they can git 'em...
nothin batter than a heapin bowl of pussum rid-eye gravy an' a side of collar greens. MMMMMMM tongue lappen good!”
“If your dog wears your teeth more than you do... you might be a Redneck.”
“Hey Millie, how cum ya got that big gap between your front teeth?
Ain'cha never heard about doggie style?”
“See - Colgate's whiting strips do work.”
“Thises whahappons whwn cusans breed, but let me just make one thing clear here.
Them an't my dogs!”
“They think we're stupid!”
“Yes, our Mom liked horses a lot. Why?”
“We never could pronounth the 'th' right,
until Ma took uth to the dentithth and had our front teeth fictht.”
“Single Red Dogs (SRD) seeking poodles for fun and romance. We thinks poodles is purty.”
“For his tooth we will not grieve... In the "TOOTH FAIRY" we believe!”
“No matter what happens, we'll stick together!”
“Ronaldo's dogs were really disappointed when he told them
they could not go to the World Cup.”
“Daisy duke screen saver.”
“Budwiser commercial bloopers... 'Bud, Ruff!, Zer'... 'Joe this just isn't going to work...”
“Never trust a vet that flunked out of dental school.”
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