Grass Walker

“Turf’s Up” for this guy’s plan to greenerize the city



Grass Walker walking in circular grass walker

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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21-Nov-2017