Hunter’s Dream Wedding

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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