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“Gonna be awhile? Grab a Snickers!”
“Hey, boss... I'm gonna be a little late this mornin...”
“Frikkin women drivers...”
“Hey, Bob. How's the wife and kids? Stock market doin okay? That's good!
Hey, speakin of stocks... I'd like you to dump all my shares of Ace Auto and Freight, 'kay?
Yeah, I know... just call it a hunch.”
“The good news is we arrived at the other side! Yes, yes, I'm ashore!
By the way, I don't think I'll be able to sell those cars over here...
Do you want me to dump them for you?”
“Hey, Bob, if you're still doing that liquidation sale next month,
I have some merchandise you just might be interested in.”
“Yea, sure we have room for a couple more!”
“So THAT's what the red button does!”
“I think I'll call in sick now.”
“Honestly, if it weren't for one car facing the wrong way with the sunroof open,
we wouldn't have taken on any water during that sudden storm!”
“The brochure stated scenic views with plenty of beachfront parking...”
“Yes, I have one with a sunroof - two, actually.”
“Hey Hon, guess what - I just found out who hired that Exxon captain!”
“Yes Sir, I am having them cleaned as we speak. They will be ready soon.”
“I told you it couldn't hold one more car... I told you... You never listen...”
“Man on Phone: 'Yeah, I parked your car down by the river side'.”
“That's right, boss, I am definitely not at work right now. I went on vacation - you just don't remember...
I might look for like a temp job or something while I'm out here. Ok, bye.”
“I hate out of town fishing competitions, I never get a good spot!”
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