Nerd Shaving

When a close screen makes for a close shave



Nerd Shaving Kit

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Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


see also   Hairstyle  Section
Bus Legs - Close Shave Bus
Chesthair
Close Shave
Fountain Of Youth
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Hair Moan Therapy
Hair Strengthener
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Head Path
Horse Hair
Little Shaver
Redneck Shave
Seinfeld Haircut
Shaved by Grace
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Taking Donations For Scissors


 

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21-Sep-2017