SUV Highrise

Bubba finds a way to rise above his competition



Mechancial scissor elevation for a pickup truck

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Buy low, sell high, collect early, and pay late. - Dick Levin

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors. - David Hockney

Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

An endeavor to please elders is at the bottom of high marks and mediocre careers. - John Day Chapman

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have, and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W.S. Gilbert

Celebrate what you've accomplished, but raise the bar a little higher each time you succeed. - Mia Hamm

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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25-May-2019