Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper





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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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25-Apr-2018