Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper





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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet. - Emily Dickinson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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23-Oct-2018