Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper





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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. - John Keats

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

I know too well the poison and the sting of things too sweet. - Adelaide Proctor

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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20-Jan-2018