Sweet Chopper

Motorcycle designed for a candy striper





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Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Sweet is a grief well ended. - Aeschylus

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Partying is such sweet sorrow. - Robert Byrne

Revenge is sweet and not fattening. - Alfred Hitchcock

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The desire accomplished is sweet to the soul. - Bible

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution. - George Eliot

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow. - William Shakespeare

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet. - William Shakespeare

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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19-Jul-2018