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’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving
Let’s talk turkey
 Happy Thanksgiving ‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn’t sleep - I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep; The leftovers beckoned – the dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might! Tossing and turning with anticipation… The thought of a snack became infatuation. So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore! I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes… Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes; I felt myself swelling, so plump and so round, ‘Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground - I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie. But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees… Happy eating to all, pass the cranberries, please! May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump, May your potatoes ‘n gravy have ‘nary a lump; May your yams be delicious, may your pies take the prize, May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs! see also Thanksgiving & Turkey Sections Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
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