Aunt Names
What to call your Aunt...
Q: If your Aunt had a big appetite, what would she be?
A: An anteater.
Q: If she had an upset stomach, what would you call her?
A: Antacid.
Q: If she was always cold, what would you call her?
A: Anti-freeze.
Q: If your Aunt was very fond of you, what would she be?
A: Antidote.
Q: If she thought she was an airplane, what would you call her?
A: Anti-aircraft.
Q: If your Aunt forgot to get off the bus at O street, what would she be?
A: Antipasto.
Q: If she had rabbit ears, what would she be?
A: Antenna.
Q: If she ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Q: If she married Mr. Hill, what would she become?
A: Ant Hill.
Q: If your Aunt always thinks of things before you do, what would you call her?
A: Anticipate.
Q: Where would your strange, short Aunt live?
A: Antwerp.
Q: If your Uncle was shorter than your Aunt, what would she be?
A: Tolerant.