Baby's First Exam
Tips for underweight babies...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor
to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,
checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-fed.
“Breast
fed,” she
replied.
“Well,
strip down to your waist,”
the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
“No wonder
this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.”
“I
know,” she
said, “I'm
his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.”