Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired meter parking

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Nietzsche

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Life involves passions, faiths, doubts, and courage. - Josiah Royce

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Anonymous

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

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