Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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