Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Life is a bowl of pits. - Rodney Dangerfield

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

maturity is achieved when a person accepts life as full of tension. - Joshua L. Liebman

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation. - W Somerset Maugham

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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