Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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