Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti


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German Car Parkade
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Privileged Corvette Parking
Redneck Parking Brake
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
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Very Smart Car
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18-Feb-2018