Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life is a series of commas, not periods. - Matthew McConaughey

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T.S. Eliot

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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