Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Once you're dead you're made for life. - Jimi Hendrix

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G.K. Chesterton

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - Allen Saunders

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

We must be willing to relinquish the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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Close Call Parking
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Firemen’s Revenge
German Car Parkade
Handicap Parking
New Parking Spot For Women
Newfie Parking
Parking Justice
Privileged Corvette Parking
Redneck Parking Brake
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Underground Parking
Very Smart Car
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