Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be. - Grandma Defries

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
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Very Smart Car
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