Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Adventure is the champagne of life. - G.K. Chesterton

Life is an adventure in forgiveness. - Norman Cousins

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happens once. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it. - Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

If we live a monotonous life, do we get used to it and stop thinking about changing it? - Pokemon

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. - Richard Neville

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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