Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. - Governor Grand Moff Tarkin

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

We must be willing to relinquish the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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