Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The most difficult thing in life is to know yourself. - Thales

My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else. - Woody Allen

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it's no worse than it is. - Margaret Mitchell

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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Parking Justice
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Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
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Very Smart Car
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