Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. - WC Fields

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

Success consists of doing the common things of life uncommonly well. - Unknown

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up. - Ambrose Bierce

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. - Robert Frost

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Success is not to be measured by the position someone has reached in life, but the obstacles he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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Cellophane Parking
Close Call Parking
Double Parkers
Downer Parking
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Firemen’s Revenge
German Car Parkade
Handicap Parking
New Parking Spot For Women
Newfie Parking
Parking Justice
Privileged Corvette Parking
Redneck Parking Brake
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Underground Parking
Very Smart Car
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