Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. - Unknown

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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