Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I had realized it sooner. - Colette

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

When you finally accept that you're a complete dork, your life gets easier. No sense in trying to be cool. - Reese Witherspoon

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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