Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out



This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she
passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”.
So her nephew got her one on ebay!


Expired meter parking



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Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

When you start recognising that you're having fun, life can be delightful. - Jane Birkin

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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German Car Parkade
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New Parking Spot For Women
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Parking Justice
Privileged Corvette Parking
Redneck Parking Brake
Scratch-Off Parking Tickets
Underground Parking
Very Smart Car
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