A man was walking through the hills and dales of Scotland. He stopped for a drink at a mountain stream. An old shepherd shouted to him, “Dinna take a draught oot o the riffle, laddie; ’tis poorly wi’ the dregs o ma cattle.” (Translation: don’t drink the water, sir; it’s full of cow dung) The man said, “I’ll have you know I’m English. Please address me with the English language, you heathen.” The shepherd replied, “I said use both hands. You will be able to get more in your mouth.” see also   Nationality  Section Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell

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