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Smart Fishermen
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How to bait smart fishermen

Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, who offered them one wish each.

The first fisherman said, “Double my I.Q.” so the mermaid did it and, to his surprise, he started reciting Shakespeare.

Then the second fisherman said, “Triple my I.Q.” and sure enough the mermaid did it. Amazingly, he started doing complex math problems he didn’t even know existed.

The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q., but the mermaid asked, “Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!”

“Yes, yes,” replied the impatient fisherman, “quadruple my I.Q.”

So the mermaid turned him into a woman.


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20-Oct-2018