65’ custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 staterooms,
a state-of-the-art galley, GPS system and radar for navigation,
twin supercharged diesel engines... $7.5 million
“Soon-To-Be Owners” Celebration
Champagne , chocolate covered strawberries with cream,
and music dockside for the excited “soon to be owners”
and a small group of friends... $1,500.00
Two corporate representatives, crane, and rigging... $2,500/hour
complete with faulty $35 turnbuckle.
(Note the guy in the stern!)
Watching your $7.5 million dreamboat nose dive into the harbor,
accompanied by two corporate representatives from the company that
built it just prior to
“inking” the final paperwork... PRICELESS!
... and a HUGE sigh of relief for NOT being responsible for
that enormous OIL SLICK
(Coast Guard’s on their way with a citation for up to $10,000)
see also
Boat, Emergency, Safety & Security
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